Standardized commentary form for Germany's WC matches
From: Marco Paserman
Date: 1998/06/29
Subject: Standardized commentary form for Germany's WC matches
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Instead of repeating the same match report over and over again,
every two or every four years, I though it would be a good idea
to prepare a standardized form to describe Germany's WC games.
This form can come in quite handy, starting from next week, and
of course it can be used in future World Cups/ European Championships/
qualifiers as well.
Just fill in the spaces with the appropriate names:
[R] Germany - ______________________ _____ - _____
(insert opponent's name) (1/2/3) (any number smaller
than the number on
the left)
Germany once again qualifies for the next round with a come from
behind victory, that some will call lucky. Hats off to the brave
_______________ans, who fought hard, gave the Germans a scare,
(opponent's name)
but in the end fell to the more experienced and determined German side.
The match started off at a rather slow pace. Germany as always
looked solid in midfield and well organized, but the German
defense looked a bit slow and vulnerable. Indeed, the speedy
______________an forward, __________ had a very lively start,
(opponent's name) (name)
and __________, the German full-back, had to resort to frequent
(name)
fouls to stop him. He was lucky not to receive a yellow card
________________. The other German defender, ________________
(earlier/at all) (name)
was also guilty of a particularly nasty tackle, but the lenient
referee showed only a yellow card, when a red card would not have been
out of place. The German goalkeeper, ______________, nearly
(name)
pulled of a Schumacher on a rather dangerous exit off his posts,
and gave _______________, the valiant _________________an striker,
(name) (opponent's name)
a nasty look. No wonder people dislike Germany.
Early in the second half, ______________ scored, with a brilliant
(opponent's name)
piece of finishing by ______________, which made the German
(name)
defenders look like statues. At this point, _______________ took
(opponent's name)
control of the game, while Germany seemed incapable of any reaction.
______________ should have delivered the decisive knock-out blow,
(striker's name)
but he _______________________________________________________________.
(hit the post/ hit the crossbar/ weakly shot into the goalie's hands,
was denied a clear penalty/ missed incredibly from close range/
all of the above)
Germany started to create some chances, but they would probably have been
doomed if not for a _____________________________________________________
(lucky bounce/ deflected shot/ defender's mistake)
which gave them the opportunity to _____________________________________.
(equalize / pull one back)
The goal was like an injection of fresh blood for Germany, who now
began to dominate, until finally _____________________ managed
(name)
to score a beautiful goal with a powerful ______________________
(volley/header/ blast)
in the dying minutes, which gave Germany ________________________________.
(the victory/the chance to go to
penalties where the Germans made no
mistakes)
Germany deserves praise for its unrelentless efforts, its indomitable
spirit and its legendary ability to fight back; but they will need
more than this to beat _______________________________ in the next
(Argentina/Italy/France/England(*))
round.
Daniele
(*) Germany never plays Brazil in the World Cup according to FIFA
directive No. 107
P.S.: This was meant with no offense to Germany and German fans. Rather,
a mixture of admiration and envy.