The Worst Team in the World?

Below a few examples of teams 'competing' at the lowest possible level,
losing all matches and averaging conceding a goal every 10 minutes or
more.

Austria 1981/82

Thanks to Gerhard Öhlinger; source: http:/fussball-ooe.nwy.at/1981-82.htm.
 
2. Klasse Nordwest Oberösterreich (7th level)

 1.Union Ulrichsberg	     22  16  4  2  76- 18  36
 2.Union Altenfelden	     22  16  3  3  89- 28  35
 3.SV Haslach	             22  12  9  1  78- 22  33
 4.Union St. Oswald/Haslach  22  13  3  6  79- 37  29
 5.Union Peilstein           22  10  8  4  69- 33  28
 6.Union Oepping	     22  10  3  9  57- 48  23
 7.Union Julbach	     22   8  3 11  32- 42  19
 8.Union Hofkirchen	     22   7  4 11  53- 50  18
 9.Union Arnreit	     22   6  4 12  33- 47  16
10.Union Klaffer	     22   5  5 12  53- 45  15
11.Union Neustift	     22   5  2 15  35- 76  12
12.Union Niederkappel        22   0  0 22   8-216   0


Belgium 1995/96

Thanks to Carl Van Geem and Timo Bootsma.

4th Provincial league A, Antwerpen (8th level)

 1.Meer                      30  22  4  4 110- 25  70 
 2.St. Jozef                 30  20  5  5  80- 28  65
 3.Borsbeek                  30  16 10  4  97- 45  58
 4.Maccabi                   30  15 10  5  83- 33  55
 5.Olympic                   30  15  5 10  76- 57  50
 6.Heibos                    30  14  5 11  76- 47  47
 7.Donk                      30  14  4 12  62- 35  46
 8.Luchtbalboys              30  13  6 11  61- 55  45
 9.Ol. Essen                 30  12  9  9  55- 57  45
10.Mariaburg                 30  11  8 11  60- 70  41
11.Berendrecht               30  10  9 11  55- 45  39
12.FC Merksem                30   9  7 14  43- 51  34
13.Stabroek                  30   8  9 13  45- 39  33
14.Minderhout                30   7  4 19  52- 79  25
15.Bezemheide                30   2  9 19  49- 79  15
16.SSA Antwerpen             30   0  0 30  12-271   0

The last round included Meer 20-0 SSA. 

Cross-table:

              SSA Ber Beze Bors Donk Ol.E Heib Luch Macc Mari Mee Mer Min Olym StJ Stab
SSA Antw.   |  - |0-9|0-14|0-10|0-11| 1-4|1-18|1-11|0-11| 0-7|0-9|1-8|1-6|0-11|1-9|1-13|
Berendrecht | 8-0| - | 2-1| 0-1| 2-2| 1-1| 0-1| 2-0| 2-2| 2-6|1-2|2-1|4-4| 1-1|0-1| 1-1|
Bezemheide  | 3-1|1-1|  - | 3-3| 1-3| 0-0| 1-4| 4-5| 2-2| 1-4|1-4|0-0|0-2| 0-4|0-1| 1-1|
Borsbeek    | 7-0|2-0| 3-0|  - | 3-2| 3-3| 3-3| 1-1| 2-0| 2-2|0-1|8-1|9-1| 3-1|5-2| 1-1|
Donk        | 6-1|0-1| 4-0| 0-1|  - | 0-1| 4-0| 3-0| 1-2|5-0*|1-0|1-1|2-1| 3-0|1-2| 2-2|
Ol. Essen   | 3-0|1-0| 5-3| 2-3| 0-1|  - | 2-2| 1-4| 0-6|5-0*|1-5|0-5|5-2| 4-1|2-0| 3-1|
Heibos      |11-1|3-0| 3-2| 2-2| 1-0| 3-3|  - | 0-0| 1-3| 1-2|3-1|1-0|2-1| 5-2|0-2| 0-1|
Luchtbalboys| 4-1|0-3| 3-2| 1-9| 1-2| 1-1| 2-0|  - | 1-2| 3-1|2-2|2-1|3-0| 2-2|1-2| 1-2|
Maccabi     |15-1|5-3| 3-1| 2-2| 3-0| 0-0| 0-1| 3-1|  - | 2-0|1-1|3-0|5-0| 1-1|0-0| 2-0|
Mariaburg   | 5-0|1-1| 1-1| 2-1| 1-3|3-2?|0-5*|0-5*| 3-3|  - |1-2|5-1|3-3| 0-5|0-0| 3-0|
Meer        |20-0|4-2| 6-1| 5-0| 5-1| 7-0| 4-0| 0-0| 4-1| 1-1| - |4-1|3-0| 5-1|3-2| 1-0|
FC Merksem  | 2-0|1-2| 2-1| 0-0| 0-2| 0-0| 0-3| 1-2| 2-2| 2-2|1-0| - |2-1| 1-3|0-3| 3-2|
Minderhout  | 7-0|1-3| 5-1| 1-4| 1-0| 2-3| 2-1| 1-2| 2-1| 1-3|1-3|0-2| - | 0-4|1-1| 1-1|
Olympic     | 6-0|0-1| 3-3| 4-4| 3-1| 3-1| 3-1| 3-1| 2-1| 3-4|2-0|0-5|5-2|  - |1-2| 2-1|
St. Jozef   |18-0|2-1| 4-1| 3-2| 2-1| 1-1| 4-1| 4-0| 0-0|5-0*|0-2|1-0|3-2| 5-0| - | 0-2|
Stabroek    | 5-0|0-0| 0-0| 2-3| 0-0| 0-1| 1-0| 1-2| 0-2|5-0*|0-6|0-0|3-1| 0-1|0-1|  - |

* = forfait,
? = result uncertain,
x = game abandoned.


Germany (reserve teams) 1999/00

Thanks to Marten Holst (maho72@hotmail.com).

League "HU (Herren Untere Ligen) 03", Hamburg, Germany (13th level).

NB: all teams are "lower" teams of clubs, the number indicating that in 
    Germany, usually more than one (or two) teams from a club can be
    play in the league pyramid) 

 1.TSC Wellingsbüttel 3      18  15  2  1  77- 21  47 
 2.Uhlenhorster SC Paloma 3  18  12  1  5  88- 37  37 
 3.Barsbütteler SV 3         18  12  1  5  91- 45  37 
 4.Duvenstedter SV 2         18  11  1  6  60- 45  34 
 5.TSV Wandsetal 6           18  10  1  7  91- 36  31 
 6.TSV Sasel 5               18   7  2  9  57- 58  23 
 7.Hamburger SV 3            18   7  1 10  77- 62  22 
 8.Meiendorfer SV 6          18   5  3 10  38- 56  18 
 9.DJK Hamburg 2             18   5  0 13  46- 47  15 
10.SV St.Georg-Horn 5        18   0  0 18  13-231   0 

      Bar   DJK   Duv   HSV   Mei   StG   Sas   Pal   Wan   Wel 
Bar  XXXXX  5:4   6:0   0:0   5:3  15:0   4:3   2:3   4:3   4:2 
DJK   0:3  XXXXX  1:2   0:3   6:1  20:0   2:1   1:4   0:3   2:4 
Duv   4:2   3:0  XXXXX  1:4   0:4  10:2   4:2   3:2   0:6   2:6 
HSV   5:11  6:1   4:6  XXXXX  0:3  20:1   5:7   1:3   2:6   2:7 
Mei   2:5   3:0   1:6   2:4  XXXXX  7:1   1:1   3:3   2:7   0:1 
StG   1:18  0:3   0:10  1:15  2:3  XXXXX  3:7   0:20  0:15  0:19 
Sas   2:3   3:1   0:0   3:1   3:1  15:0  XXXXX  4:2   0:8   2:4 
Pal   4:2   3:0   1:3   6:2   4:2  18:2   3:1  XXXXX  5:1   3:4 
Wan   6:2   0:5   0:5   1:3   8:0  13:0  12:1   1:2  XXXXX  0:0 
Wel   3:0   3:0   4:1   3:0   0:0   3:0   4:2   5:2   5:1  XXXXX 

Due to a great reduction in teams, St.Georg were actually "promoted" to 
the 12th level in 2000/01 (there simply is not 13th level league in this
region anymore), where they are continuing their success story (at the
time of writing, 1 win (that a walkover) and 13 defeats with a 9-128
goal difference), cf. http://www.hfv.de/hfv/untere/HC02.html.


England (women) 2000/01

Thanks to David Shannon; source: West Midland Regional Women's Football League website.
 
West Midland Regional Women's Football League, Division One North (5th level)

Table on March 12, 2001

 1.North Staffs		     13	 12  1	0  72- 12  37
 2.Dudley		     16	 11  1	4  58- 29  34
 3.Bridgnorth		     13	 10  1	2  53- 14  31
 4.Shrewsbury Town Youth     13	 10  0	3  68- 19  30
 5.Willenhall Town	     16	  9  0	7 122- 45  27
 6.Wem Raiders		     13	  7  0	6  43- 30  21
 7.Darlaston		     12	  4  3	5  46- 43  15
 8.Crewe Vagrants	     15	  4  2	9  57- 51  14
 9.Wolverhampton United	     12   4  1	7  42- 33  13
10.City of Stoke	     12	  2  2	8  33- 33   8
11.Bescot		     14	  1  1 12  14- 68   4
12.Burton Brewers	     11	  0  0 11   3-234   0

The West Midland Division One North is at the fifth level of the 
English League Pyramimd.  While there are lower-level leagues elsewhere 
in England, the fifth level is the lowest possible level for a team in 
the West Midlands.  Bescot finished last in Division One North in 
1999/2000 and was not relegated.

Results from the Burton Brewers' Matches

 3- 9-2000	Wolverhampton United 18-0 Burton Brewers
10- 9-2000	Burton Brewers        0-6 Bescot
24- 9-2000	Burton Brewers       0-17 Shrewsbury Town Youth
 1-10-2000	Burton Brewers       2-13 Crewe Vagrants
22-10-2000	Burton Brewers       0-21 Darlaston
 5-11-2000	Burton Brewers       0-27 North Staffs
19-11-2000	Burton Brewers       0-23 Willenhall Town
 7- 1-2001	Crewe Vagrants       22-0 Burton Brewers
14- 1-2001	Burton Brewers       1-14 City of Stoke
18- 2-2001	Burton Brewers       0-16 Wem Raiders
 4- 3-2001	Willenhall Town      57-0 Burton Brewers

Before the 18 March 2001 matches could be played, the Burton Brewers ceased 
operations. The league website stated that "the club have been struggling to 
find players all season so the decision comes as no real surprise.  Nevertheless 
the club have done particularly well to continue this far."

The last defeat may be a British record.




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